Perhaps, the next time you see her, you might actually help, that Limping Lady. Nair Bald Bill found no humor in the Nair shampoo his friend gave him for his birthday. Went to a ginger convention, not a soul showed up. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? I don't think you are a fool. Q: How do Gingers do a high-five? Because he has a great, white, bare place! He needs to lighten up. Share it with all of us.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Q: What do you call one black on the moon? It's nice of you to take the blame! Q: Why is it called the Virgin Islands? Bald Bill was saddened to find an anonymously left chia wig on his desk. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I already told you, I am not that way. Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? Lindsay Lohan was arrested again.
Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead? Years ago, I was driving the church bus taking the choir on a weekend outing. A: Cannibalism Q: How do you cure a ginger? You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Q: Why are jelly beans a lot like the world? A: Micheal Jackson actually had sex Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? I lost some weight and they took it away from me. However, if you are tired of walking away with an empty, defeated feeling, perhaps these tips can help you. Q: What do you call an attractive male with a Ginger lady? Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe. A: The lights out, how can u count them? After enduring years of this abuse, he can take it no longer. Sunglass hut Sales at the Sunglass Hut showed a glaring increase when Bald Bill was working. If he is bald at the back, he is good looking. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror. Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life? Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike. Note: for a really great gel, check out.
She could have been the first, but she sold it though If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger. Your opinion is very important to me. Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawnmowers? We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair. We will always report violations to the admins. You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in. You're just jealous that my hair color can be found in rainbows and yours can only be found in the dirt. Throw a cookie into the street.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? At least there's one thing good about your body. Patriotic Patriotic as he is, Bald Bill hates being compared to our national symbol. Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: Because the slow ones are in jail. But just because they are overweight, keep in mind that they also have feelings. Locked me in the cupboard. A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death! You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.
Remember to share with friends and family. A: Normal Q: Why are gingers like guns? She was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in. A: You get a Ginger Snap. What do you call Santa's helpers? Here are some hand-picked fat jokes for your use and enjoyment. Freckles give a Ginger it's powers. It also seems especially edgy because weight is such a sensitive issue and can stem from some fairly complex and deep-seated psychological issues.
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? Yo mamma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing. You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody. Have a look at this awesome selection of fat people jokes. Look confident and, above all, look relaxed. Not nearly enough I saved four gingers from drowning in a lake! Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake. It might sound like a cliché, but it really is important to be above that kind of stupidity and lack of originality.
Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?. Not until you shave it. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.