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Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: Anyone else would have named it a teethbrush. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat … As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. The other replies chickens, why? High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling. A: They were in the same grade!! The numeric keypad only goes up to six. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive. And the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is.

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You Might Be A Redneck

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Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly? I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. So, the Georgia doctor told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. He also gets whacked and sent back to his room, crying. These here are my pet fish. He told me no, he only knew about it because the neighbors rats came and beat the crap out of our cats.

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Redneck Jokes: One

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A tomato in an elevator 30. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly Swatter. Share your own jokes or feedback in the Comment box. A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Wanda, paid a visit to their doctor.

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In A Redneck Church

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Redneck jokes for you to use against us. You know, in some cases. Your gang will think you're a genius for discovering it. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down. Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. It's only available here at JokeQuote.

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Funny Redneck Jokes

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Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the gorilla was in heat, and her aggressive behavior could only be relieved with sexual interaction with a male counterpart. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Links to more funny stuff like this at bottom of page. People ask, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was very expensive.

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25 Really Funny Clean Jokes You Need To Know Now

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The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something you won the bet. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. I think there's yet another one to come. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.

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REDNECK JOKES

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Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. A: If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? The six front keys have rotted out. The Dog Two rednecks were sitting on a porch. Why is it ok to post redneck jokes? Texas had already gone wireless! So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids. The redneck holding the bag of chickens says, if you guess how many chickens are in this bag ill give you both of them! Deep In the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

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Funniest Clean Redneck Jokes

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I asked him if the law had found out, and if he was in any trouble. There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. The stamp gives it away. Q: What does seeing a movie have in common with driving through Alabama? Between you and me, something smells. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

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